No, guys, look, you always bring me into these situations and I get in over my head because… I love pranks. I really do. I mean, you know that, but look. It’s time for me to just face the facts that I’m no good at them. You know, I’m 31 now and it’s time for me to cut the nonsense.

I was so alone. And I owe you so much.

wesleyamell:

“Tommy…it should of been me, open your eyes Tommy!!”

I want one of those t-shirts that says my friend was a cast away and all I got was this crappy shirt. - Tommy Merlyn